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I am one of the most random people you may ever meet. I do my best to enjoy life in general, and I try to be content with what God has blessed me to have in my life. I am a blunt, honest individual that will give you an honest opinion if asked. Relationships are the most important things in my life. I am concerned with only the opinions of close friends, family, and other close relations of people who care about me. Otherwise, I tend to not care what other people think of me. I am not here to please the world. I am on this planet to serve others in hopes that God finds favor with my efforts to do so at the end of my Earthly existence. I am a good-natured person that lives for the moment. Even though not always successful, I try to look at things in a positive light with a productive attitude and world view. I am thankful for each breath that I take because each breath that is taken is a blessing in of itself. Make the most of what you can while you can. You get one chance at this thing called life. So try your best to Glorify God and Enjoy Him Forever. If you have any questions about me or my BLOG, don't hesitate to ask, and I will give you a straightforward answer.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

If you have not laughed today, you will…

Okay, so I have been debating on whether to include an entry of this kind because honestly I feel like an idiot for what I am about to tell you, but I cannot help but find it funny!

I was up in the library doing my usual all nighter studying for my comprehensive in my favorite subject of all time, Theoretical Foundations of Communication Research. Anyway, I was so thrilled to study the rhetorical analysis of Aristotle’s greatest works that I needed to go use the restroom…taking a study break…no big deal, right?

I got up from my desk at the fourth floor (supposedly the most quiet floor of the library) to walk over the bathroom which is near where the stairwell is. So I basically was on the other end of the library. So it was a good long walk for my thoughts to meander through my mind going over my latest favorite theory. I believe it was the semiotic triangle. Anyway, I was nevertheless very deep in thought as if I was sitting in the cave analogy of Plato’s own thoughts himself.

I walked into the bathroom, and I noticed a quick change in the design of the floor plan of the bathroom. Auburn had taken out all the stand up urinals in the men’s bathroom and replaced them with stalls. At my frustration in this new architecture magical feat, my deep thoughts were interrupted because I had to hassle with opening the stall door in order to do my business. When finished, I was about to walk out of the bathroom when I noticed a unique box on the wall. I had never seen anything quite like this in a men’s restroom. Then it hit me like a Mike Tyson punch in the stomach….

I was in the women’s restroom all along. Fortunately, my leisurely activities washing my hands and all were not interrupted by any cordial guests. I slowly walked out of the door as if I was 007 sneaking into a secret mission. In the best awareness of my obviously observant personality, I do not think anyone saw me but me, and then I laughed at myself because even though very idiotic I have to admit it was very hilarious.

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